They’re never yours, but you’re always theirs.
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It’s the internet version of wearing tighty-whities, gives ‘em the feeling of security.
don@lemm.eeto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why was the janitor late for his appointment? Because he over-swept.English9·4 months agoHmm. I’ll take it.
Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!
That barely qualifies as a start. They have a long way to go.
I’ve never eaten fugu, but I can understand the concept. In the same vein, I’ve never piloted a space shuttle, and yet I can still speak authoritatively to some of its most obvious aspects. One need not always experience a thing directly to be able to make reasonable inferences about that thing.
don@lemm.eeto Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Cudahy vice mayor allegedly calls on gang members to stand up against immigration raidsEnglish23·4 months agoThat’s one way to demonstrate that you didn’t read the article.
don@lemm.eeto News@lemmy.world•Andrew Cuomo concedes New York Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani103·4 months agoYou don’t mess with the Zohran.
French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.
Agreed. I’m not about to 1) pollute Antarctica and 2) give these inhuman ghouls the courtesy of an eventually painless death.
She’s a North Korean defector who makes yt videos about NK.
don@lemm.eeto News@lemmy.world•ICE holding a record 59,000 immigrant detainees, nearly half with no criminal record, internal data show71·4 months agoConservigrants: we’re still better than them.
don@lemm.eeto politics @lemmy.world•Tourist claims he was denied entry to U.S. because of Vance meme on phone5·4 months agoHopefully the regime won’t have the forethought to pack the stands ahead of time.
don@lemm.eeto politics @lemmy.world•Trump is ignoring court orders, and the Supreme Court seems OK with that42·4 months agofucking duh
isitdown reports its been down for over five days, which is quite pleasant.
People walking past the restaurant: why the hell is their sign backwards?
People should start publicly calling for shitgobblers like him to be deported. And then deport him.