Plot Twist: Your cat used to play Quake competitively.

After the neutering, this is all he has.

You should be able to know how fast you were going now then.

BATSIGNAL FOR ALL ESPIONAGE AGENTS

I had no idea of the movie when i first saw the meme.

I took it as a camping/scouting thing, a naturalist trolly problem test.

I figured you took one in one hand to scrape the majority off. Then use a second one (in the same hand, switch) to kinda squeegee up the remmants. Then brush off any further remnants with that same hand.

Then use the third shell in the other hand to clean the first hand as much as possible.

How fast were you going?

How many assholes can you clean with 3 shells?

Most were Deists.

As inunderstand it, that means they believed in a creator God but that God had moved on and did not care what happened now.

I can see the cross draw deaths in my mind. It is beautiful.

But why are the mirrors upside down so they look like nooses?

Map Quest.

Really pushing for that Greatest Satan moniker.

The sky gets the double middle finger salute 3-4 times a week.

I remember the first time i had to go in to drop off my set top boxes after a move (back near the turn of the century) and the cable company customer service was behind 6" of bulletproof lexan.

With a bank style secure drawer to deal with the boxes.

Not a good sign for agreeable customer service.

Far more a calculated move than a desperate one.

Well, it is a hostile invasion of sorts.

Wait until they start saying child rape parties are a matter of National Security.

Maybe if boomers hadnt gone whole hog on consumerism and saved more, instead of thier $20/day coffee habit…