Oh, it’s a “he’s handicapped” joke. Didn’t get it at first because being able to use handicapped spaces isn’t even close to being allowed to park wherever you want.
…as long as it’s at a cemetery.
The good news: He can park wherever he wants.
The bad news: His brainwaves reveal a specific pattern indicating he will grow up protecting the rich, monopolising violence, and may develop an unhealthy appetite for oppression. It’s possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.
sad that boomers are still being born
According to the Internet, anyone over 20 is a boomer.
fuck. i am a millennial boomer, hahahahah.
I’m a pterodactyl bone.
Lol I came to the comments about to make a “Assigned Cop At Birth” joke
Is that last line saying the husband is going to leave the wife after hearing their kid was going to be a little shit?
It’s possible that he will likely be a Bastard, too.
ACAB
Oh god, he’s gonna be a diplomat?? 😭
what is this type of meme called? need more of them.
Depends? The stock photo format is “you don’t surf”, but the style of joke is some kind of trope I don’t remember off the top of my head.
A bit 🤏 dank
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Except for those stupid “mothers with child” spots at the grocery store
The bad news; your son has cancer.
Or a few chromosomes too much
