Tell them you’re actually a 13 billion year old fire squid in a human skinsuit.

Lichess

Well, do you have a “bucket list” you wanna do first? I mean, if you’re gonna go, make some good memories before going?

If you want, feel free to DM, share stories, etc. Not really up for a voice chat tho, if that’s what you asking, I’m kinda voice shy…

But, please do some fun activities before you go.

Bro let the intrusive thoughts win 💀

My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw russia forever. We begin bombing in 5 minutes.

List of Coups. Coup d’etats are so fascinating.

List of Aircraft Accidents/Incidents.

List of terrorist attacks and list of mass killings / school shootings.

I mean, to be clear, I do not condone terrorism, but like, it just so surreal to read about it, like some movie shit. Like morbid curiosity, you know what I mean?

I mean like… I went through tough shit and I never thought of killing civilians. The it’s so… fascinating, like in a fucked up way. How do people even have the energy to plan all that shit? Like… me personally… I just wanna chill and watch youtube videos, movies, tv shows, maybe play video games, etc.

Russia: “Accidentally falls out window”

USA: “Suicide when CCTV is ‘malfunctioning’”

1st row: Yes, Yes, Yes, No (It’s not my fault my parents fucked up my brain), Yes

2nd row: No (Tired lol, how do people even become a workaholic?), Yes, Maybe, Yes (But its internal crying, its hard to actually cry with tears because I’m just so numb), OMG I’m in this picture (I kinda just wipe myself with wet paper towels most of the time so doesn’t count as a shower)

3rd row: Yes (too many “what ifs” both of past and of futurr events), Yes, Yes (Feels like everyone is an adversary), Most of the time, Yes (so I just cry and watch youtube videos in bed)

4th row: Eh probably no, Yea (I just eat whenever I feel like), Yes, Messages? Don’t got friends, Yes (My cat doesn’t like me getting too touchy)

5th row: Yes, Yes, Not on medication right now, Yes, Too tired to make a playlist so I just play a song on repeat until I get bored and pick another.

Sky news be like:

Europe London Has Fallen

shows random clip from the movie

Guess we gotta ban police bodycams, surely nothing will go wrong… 👀

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They have paper backups that can be audited. If they annouce that Mamdani lost, Mamdani can demand a paper recount.

I don’t think BlueAnon conspiracy theories really help voter turnout. Sounds like: “Don’t bother voting, they’ll just rig it”

Realistically, they wont rig the election, Mamdani will win and become Mayor, then City Council is gonna block every policy that he wants to implement. Unless there are 26 progressives in City Council that are aligned with Mamdani, the legislature is gonna be the real roadblock.

They’ll bribe city council to vote down all his proposals as mayor.

Parties don’t choose candidates other than the presidential election, which they could change the rules, but in the aftermath of 2016 presidential election, the Democratic Party have changed the rules and have since forbidden superdelefates from voting the first round and haven’t changed it since (as far as I know). If the first round fails to gain a 50%+1 majority, then superdelegates can participate. (I think republicans still have superdelegates tho) For non-presidential primaries, primaries are run by the states, governed by state laws, not a party’s rules. Anyone can just register as either a Democrat or Republican and run.

The main powers of a political party is not vote tamering, votes themselves aren’t actually being tampered with (for the most part), they just have unlimited funds to buy propaganda to make their status quo candidates have more support.

@JcbAzPx@lemmy.world

Great, I hope Sexual Predator Cuomo, Crooked Cop Adams, and Xenophobic Vigilante Sliwa continues their campaign so they split the idiot votes.

3000 killed and $1T property damage/rescue expenses in a day doesn’t need to be matched by drones to make an impact. A single, Luigi style, untraceable, car or house impact, would make the oligarchy apoplectic. Though car bombs and hand grenades/molotovs have existed for a long time.

Not sure why you are comparing 9/11, a terrorist attack that targeted innocent civillians, to the shooting of one evil CEO which is a surgical strike that have resulted in zero innocents dead.

I wouldn’t because I’m broke as fuck

My advice to them would be: go shoplift the corporate chain

Eat The Rich

Which does not affect Firefox

TV show discussions threads, game-specific forums.

I mean… some decided they don’t like reddit and migrated…

…to Discord

So yea, pick your poison, normies ain’t coming here, the Fediverse is a nerd platform.