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heartpatcher@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

He may try to sleep with you

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He may try to sleep with you

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heartpatcher@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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      Well, that’s a clear sign that you’re wasting a lot of time.

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      I did not. Still enjoyed it without context though

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        https://sh.itjust.works/post/18780875

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          I saw that post earlier, but it seems in the picture like the demon (or whatever, I don’t want to pigeonhole) is saying “Kevin” rather than being labeled such. I didn’t get it until you connected the dots, so thank you.

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    That’s a cool looking dog

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    Luckily a door will stop him.

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      But…he’s already through the door…

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        Not my butthole door.

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    You look cold, Kevin. Hop into bed; it’s warm under the covers. No hanky-panky, mind you! I’m a married man.

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      Hey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.

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        Hey Kev-o! I’m not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you’re ready. Lube’s in the top shelf.

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          FUCK ME IN THE ASS, KEVIN.

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            *runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.

            • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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              This thread went in an unexpectedly 4chan direction really fast.

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                No. If this was /b/ somebody would have posted a webm of somebody getting their face cut off by now, probably followed by porn. We’re safe.

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    Hear me out

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      He looks breedable

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      Those fingers though

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      I really just need someone, anyone to cuddle.

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    Those of us on Ten Forward have our own Kevin. A better Kevin. A Kevin we all wish we could be.

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      Kevin I’m trying to sleep you can sing in the morning

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        Kevin sings when Kevin wants.

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    That’s kinda what I’ve imagined as well

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    There is a cleaning fee to consider, Kevin

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      Kevin gonna be makin’ me nut all over the place.

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    Drake

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    I’d still make room for him. Hop on in buddy.

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      Snuggle buddy for life!

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        🥰

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    451966

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    No problem for me! But I’m farting a lot today. I hope Kevin don’t mind it…

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    Thanks no, he snores.

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    This whole message is an edit. I had originally posted the screen cap that this post was referencing…I didn’t read the title and thought the screen cap was just a coincidence.

    Moral of the story: read the title before posting. Haha.

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    At least he doesn’t have his great and mighty vampire wizard gun!

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