*Self Defiance

What/when is that image from?

PawnStars: “Best I can do is AIfic”

Postulation: Mother Nature doesn’t want Trump to be the president of the United States, and is getting an earlier start this time around.

Grammatically speaking, is that a statement or an order?

The balls often get neglected. Give them a little gentle attention too. Basically, do the kind of things that would feel good if done to your breasts (cupping them, light scratches and tickles, a gentile squeeze, a medium tug, ect.). Combined with a halfway decent stroking or sucking, it’ll take care of most guys in pretty short order. Any other questions you don’t want to ask someone who you’ll have to see again? Happy to educate. I’m a male nurse if that somehow makes it less weird.

Desensitized nerves along with depleted neurotransmitter levels.

FACT!

Pro tip: It turns out that there’s actually no legal reason not to just stick your face in there with them. They’re cool with it.

He leads others to a treasure he cannot possess.

They’re still looking into it. There is currently some debate about some ‘hanging Cheetos’ and they’re going to ask Mom and Dad to clarify some wording.

Further confirmation of my theory that any food will make a viable cat name.

That seems logical and stuff.

Sounds like everyone I know at work.

Recreational sex is the least pragmatic thing in the world. Don’t judge yourself. Why do you think gay guys invited ‘Docking’?

Just the idea of sexualizing nonsexual things for no reason and/or it’s funny.

The concept of the dildo makes perfect sense. I even buy the premise that a cock shaped fake cock would feel good given the original design specs of Mk.1 Human Vagangus. It’s just that thrusting from the hips is hard work, and while it’s a fantastic butt and ab workout, if i could get the same pleasure from a hand mounted penis, I would be constantly dehydrated. Is it more of an emotional or connection thing than a pragmatic choice?

Nope. Turns out he’s just a very inflexible lesbian. Who knew?

It also seems to be additional evidence that Rule 34 predates the internet.