Amazing. I haven’t felt that level of disappointment looking back at me since yesterday when I was “Trying my best.” Near other people.

Zuck looks like a lesbian.

I think you’re confusing the ideas of “Innocent until proven guilty” with “reasonable suspicion”. I hesitate to ask, but, do you think OJ did it?

To both of you: Given the specificity of your wording, I am honestly curious, do you believe he did not pull the trigger, or do you believe that he did, but is free of wrongdoing? There’s a big difference between the two views.

THE ONLY DISEASE THEY CARRY IS FRIENDSHIP, CRIKESTE!

Ok. I concede. Never heard that one before.

Oh. Well what do you do with all the free time you save by not spelling out the word ‘deal’ every time?

Big? Is this a new re-definition i need to learn?

I’m not so sure. For clarity, I don’t think it’s true either, but, if it was, he probably wouldn’t tell anyone about it, because, the fact that they could do that to him makes him look weak. If there’s one thing a narcissist will chew off their own toes to avoid, it’s looking weak in front of people. It’s the same reason he uses bronzer and hair dye.

…Just the weirdest boner right now…

IT SHOULDN’T DO THIS! MAKE IT STOP DOING THIS! HOW FAST IS IT RUNNING! I’M STARTLED! THINGS CANT BE FAST AND FLUFFY AT THE SAME TIME!

The level of DGAF of capybara is awe inspiring.

The official face of: “I got too silly at the mall with mom…”

Them: white Kevin

You: dressed in a full body banana costume while awkwardly carrying a cinder block. Refuse to explain why, or talk about anything except a ranked list of the worst smells you’ve ever experienced. Destination is a closed public library at 2am. Say “well, it’s time to do the thing I came here to do.” Stand, watching them until they walk away.

Dude. Be better…

For safety in numbers, or talk therapy?

First date: “Hi. My name is Johanna”. He just inverts his face slowly while holding eye contact.

Ok. But why SHOULD they?

Answer: They shouldn’t. They shouldn’t do this. It’s unsettling.

How do you convert that? I want to see what’s going on at 🍆.com

I’m assuming that if you know that, you probably also know what she does for a living now… And I also want to know that. Programmer? Porn? Paralegal? I can’t even take a guess that feels right.