Dressings (salad and medical) belong in the dresser.
Don’t you mean hung on the pantry?
Apartments shouldn’t be so close together.
Apartments imply the existence of togetherments.
Though I guess we just call those group homes or “I have 6 roommates”. Which is boring.
And townhouses should house significantly more people.
Towns want houses too.
Yeah? I’ll bet you want toys to be in the toilet too
And all the toiletries as well!
And we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway.
And to play a game you press “start” and to start a movie you press “play”…
Panera should sell cookware.
Pantera should sell pants.
When they start, Panera will enter their pan era.
Drawings should be stored in drawers, and shells should be stored on shelves.
At least the cups are already where they should be.
I upgraded my shells to a shelter, and now have a lot more room in the room for my roomba.
And should be bought at the pantheon
And worn when listening to Pantera.
A Vulgar Display of
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