Correct: That imitation crab is banging; my wife and I love it.
That imitation crab is banging my wife and I; love it
That imitation crab is banging my wife, and I love it.
That imitation crab is banging my wife and I. Love it!
That imitation crab is banging, my wife, and I love it.
Alright Mr. Shatner
THAT imitation?
Crab, is… banging.
My WIFE!
And
I love.
it.
Spoiler: his wife is the only person who follows him on social media!
This must be how carcinisation happens.
Nah, you need a period. Something your wife is also missing.
You only really need a semicolon, which is all I had left after the crab was done with me.
Fuck. You owe me a keyboard!
Menstruation jokes are not funny. Period.
She’s got crabs?!
The Oxford comma doesn’t get enough love.
Maybe if Oxford offered banging immitation crab.
Unlike this man’s wife.
The Oxford comma is banging my wife, and I love it.
The Oxford comma is interrobanging my wife, and I love it‽
I also choose the imitation crab
Who gives a fuck about that?
Halloween has passed! Vampire weekend was a week ago.
More like about 18 years ago 😅
This man, and his wife, doesn’t get enough, crab.
sounds like they’re getting just the right amount.
That imitation? Crab is banging my wife and I; Love it!
No. Money down! I love it!
These pretzels: are making me thirsty?! I love it!
That imitation crab is banging! My wife and I love it.
Gonna be real, this took a lot of thinking for me to finally get it. It cannot work with a comma.
Hon hon hon
