I fucking love messy lasagna. It should be almost soup but with a top layer golden-brown baked cheese. Sometimes I sprinkle breadcrumbs on top to get it a little hard and crunchy.

I like to serve with tortilla chips and dip them in the goo.

Italians would probably take offense, but IDGAF - Cause my lasagna brings all the boys to the yard.

A penal colony gotta have standards.

That could be any city builder once I realize how bad I am at planning.

Are those real teeth?

Lidl’s tools are surprisingly good.

Just look at all that rich, flabby facial meat.

Even I get a bit hungry.

You can tell they are spicy just from their looks.

Fame et dumt navn på så mange måder.

Ja, så kommer i til at se mine bare ben. Det er i selv ude om.

Not going share what service this is? Keep your secrets then.

Men vi vil ikke have over 30 graders varme. Kan vi sende den tilbage?

Not in my back yard.

The government may not actively monitor transactions realtime, but it can sure as hell arrest a drug dealer or a sex worker and then go after everyone that has paid them money.

That’s the thing about data collection: It may not be scary now, but it might be eventually. Who knows how a future government can abuse years of data (or data thieves for that matter)?

Yes, I get this regularly on my piece of shit work HP laptop running Ubuntu. It doesn’t handle my USB dock well.

Try to do as it says, although it sometimes gets the session number wrong and maybe the F-key too.

Bælgfrugter.

Add it to my “backlog” folder that I have a program that picks from whenever there’s under 4 hours of playtime of my playlist. Once I’m through the old episodes I move it to the regular folder of podcasts that I subscribe to. I abuse Pocket Casts’ internal webapp API for this.

(If it is current affairs, I’ll subscribe while working on the backlog, so I both listen to the old episodes in order and get new episodes in the playlist).

Easy to manage like this :-)

Got approx. 7.500 hours in my backlog :-(

… Og jordbær er ikke bær, men nødder. Og det er jordnødder ikke.

It’s actually Weelverine.

…

Oh my god, I’m so sorry. I’ll leave now.

“Nice dick bro, ever wondered how it would look in a Studio Ghibli movie?”