I said I don’t want to talk about it!

I met a guerilla woman once. I…I don’t want to talk about it.

The reality is Biden should never have run for a second term. It was very egocentric of him to think only he could possibly beat the orange moron. If people weren’t honest with him about his physical/mental state and he couldn’t recognize it himself, that was the first of many dominoes.

I was kind of wondering the same. They don’t seem to understand their customer base or the group that saved their butts at all.

Only the best and brightest. Out of all of the turds in the bowl, he really stands out. What a gigantic piece of crap.

There’s always so much talk during the interim. Last time it took them 3 months to find the doorknobs of the oval office after inauguration day. This will be another high quality production.

I don’t know what the sandwich did, but I still love you sandwich.

Passenger: “Owwww! That fucking llama bit my arm!”

Airline personnel: “Quick sir, get on the plane before it attacks you again!”

Solving flight anxiety a bite at a time…

They pulled in a lot of money, even if they lost. I wonder what kind of lesson that will be. Perhaps it’s not all about money? Perhaps a platform that appeals to voters matters more? Nah… They got money. Corporate Democrats won’t change.

I mean, I wish I could feel good about being able to state I voted, but it’s still pretty shitty over here too. /shrug

Steven Segal?

Here’s to hoping they fuck around.

The skin tones are getting a lot better. Maybe the next major revision will include lifelike body motions. They’re so close.

The man with literal worm-on-the-brain is going to be in charge of women’s bodies. I mean, of course! This timeline is really turning out to be worse than any “alternate universe” episodes of most sci-fi shows.

Dude, even small dogs can hog some serious space. 4 dogs? I’m surprised there’s any room left for the fucker and his wife. He probably got scratches falling out of bed.

Thanks for ruining play doh! I can never play again!

Get in the front leaning rest and give me 50, private!

This is more of a “you never go full retard” moment

Toasty!!!

I wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.