I think infidelity varies, but one thing doesn’t: people who cheat and have zero remorse are not trustworthy.

You may have had a crush, but it sounds like you got lucky by missing out.

You did it!

This bomb is only for the baddies!

How to bake…white genocide?

No no, not that again.

That looks good, can I have some?

The chrome off a trailer hitch

I prefer Canine Murderer Barbie, myself. Maybe Gravel Pit Executioner Barbie.

This is what reminds you: we are bugs on this planet.

He needs to make jobs for those South African immigrants.

Since we’re renaming all the things, perhaps it should now be called Trump’s town. All of his true patriot followers can rebuild and prove how grand of a society they can have.

::::::::: All of my colons check out, jokes on you! ::::::::::::

You are correct, they are serious fuckheads.

Oh man! No shit?!? He had me totally fooled!

If he cheers on the neo Nazis, salutes like a Nazi, and tries to set up a government program to start gathering information about everyone (like Nazis did), he must be a duck!

They also do spyware. They just renamed it “AI.”

Chucky Cheese

This is getting comical. I’m waiting for the American citizen that gets deported for spitting on the ground. He wouldn’t even be a law breaker, but the orange idiot would just stare blankly and say they’re nothing they can do.

But the yellow is just so much more sophisticated…

I mean, he has 2 ears. We wouldn’t want him to be unbalanced.

Couldn’t they just make it standard practice to reel in the wire after detonation? Sure, it could snap, but that would still be only partial direction information.