return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 year agoDentists are pulling healthy and treatable teeth to profit from implants, experts warnwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1369arrow-down19cross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
arrow-up1360arrow-down1external-linkDentists are pulling healthy and treatable teeth to profit from implants, experts warnwww.cbsnews.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square37linkfedilinkcross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
minus-squareblindbunny@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-21 year agoThey’re trying to monetize their patient’s suffering before the tooth growing drug gets popular. I can almost guarantee it.
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoI wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoIt’s going to be in the brain, isn’t it.
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoOther end, they’ll be in your butt. On the upside your poops will look like this:
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThanks for ruining play doh! I can never play again!
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoGet in the front leaning rest and give me 50, private!
They’re trying to monetize their patient’s suffering before the tooth growing drug gets popular. I can almost guarantee it.
I wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.
It’s going to be in the brain, isn’t it.
Other end, they’ll be in your butt.
On the upside your poops will look like this:
Thanks for ruining play doh! I can never play again!
Privates
Sir, yes, sir!
Get in the front leaning rest and give me 50, private!
drops and grows 50 teeth