Brushed my teeth and tucked myself into bed… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
(Aah, I really missed these. These are great :D )
Let the dog in, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Drank coffee, for the glory of the empire!
I just took a dump for the glory of the empire
Ditto, for the glory of the empire!
Q’poop!
I am literally taking a dump right now for the glory of the empire
Come into my arms, brother in poop, for the glory of the empire!
I drove home from Germany to the Netherlands, for the glory of the Empire!
…wait, this is how it started last time…
Fixed an old thinkpads FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I went down on my wife for the glory of the Empire!
I hope you told her you were about to do it for the glory of the empire in your best klingon voice.
said FOR THE HORDE! back in the WOW days, GF was a gamer and I thought she’d find it funny. Uh, we almost broke up over it.
Hopefully in Klingon, so that she thought he had a hair in his throat
I procrasturbated FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I made a delicious, filling and nutritious pot roast FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Brushed and flossed, for the glory of the empire!
I pet my cat FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I arrived early to volunteer at a local high school FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I made a cup of tea, for the glory of the empire!
Hmmmm. This is more bri’ish than klingon
same here… but in the end… empire is empire so it counts :D
Emailed an adjuster about a duplicate bill… For the glory of the empire…
Oh god, my poor wife. I’m so fucking boring
Dealing with billing mistakes is sexy as hell - for the glory of the empire!
Do you sport a pocket protector by any chance, for the glory of the empire?
…Pens don’t leak anymore. But if they did, they would do it for the glory of the empire! 🤓
I read this a second time but in the voice of the Clear Eyes commercial guy lol.
Ben Stein, yeah. Too bad about him!
I am shitting, for the glory of the empire!
