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cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him

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Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him

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cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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    • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.worldOP
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      Looks exactly like the freak.

  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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    Elon Musk is the personification of a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

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    Don’t feed the trillionaire troll, everybody.

    • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
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      Too late, my taxpayer money is being used to send up our astronauts.

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      Don’t feed the Trollionaire

    • DrSoap@lemmy.world
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      Ya everyone should just block him and take away his voice.

      • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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        Or physically take away his voice box.

    • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.worldOP
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      …unless its laced with poison… just kidding.

  • Dr. Moose@lemmy.world
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    How can someone be such a loser. Like, willingly. Who’s to blame here - not bad parenting or childhood trauma - just a loser by choice

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      His dad somehow manages to be an objectively worse person. He married his step daughter who he’d raised since she was 6 years old, and brags about shooting and killing black men in South Africa.

      Don’t get me wrong, fuck Elon, but I imagine he did experience bad parenting.

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    The bill WILL come due for him. My bet is he flees back to South Africa, where he will be captured and beaten to death. Get it on Kalshi I’ll throw $5 on it lol.

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      He can’t hide on earth and his daydream of fleeing to Mars is impossible. Odds are humanity will find a way to snatch him. What his captures end up doing to him is anyones guess. If I were him I’d be begging for the accountability and humility of the US federal prison system.

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        I hope he likes to Hang around train stations with MAnGo Mussolini.

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      Can I bet he’ll flee to Argentina with his boy toy theil?

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      Captured by who? Plenty of white supremacist there who will kiss the ground he walks on. Fucker will probably make New Rhodesia with an army of racist Afrikaners and English South Africans.

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      All of these billionaire oligarchs have put hundreds of millions into lavish underground and offshore survival bunkers; they are fully prepared to hide themselves away from the consequences of their greed and ambition.

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        With only one thermal exhaust port. Would be a shame if someone were to do something to it.

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        Stupidity beyond belief in a world with destabilising weather that’s gonna flood

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    You promised investors self-driving cars. You sold thousands of cars to customers while advertising self-driving cars. None of the cars are self-driving. You should be in prison for fraud.

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      If nothing else, the SEC should have stomped him a new mudhole by now for in-your-face stock manipulation.

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      Full self driving by 2016 guaranteed!!

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      He promised to design a quiet leaf blower. They have that already, Elon. It’s called a rake.

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      I just saw a Tesla turning in front of me today that was literally stretching, arms up and head back, while the car was turning.

      I think it goes beyond fraud, he sold them on an idea that’s actively making the roads more dangerous.

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    He has no idea people are laughing at him, does he?

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      That man hasn’t had an honest human interaction for 30 years

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    This tells me elon has many employees he considers puppets. These puppets are used by him to trash others as a third party. He doesn’t think anyone would say anything bad about him unless someone else was paying them.

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    Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him

    Every accusation is a confession.

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      Yeah he has plenty of puppets out right now shitting all over the battleground states.

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    Miss Piggy would mop the floor with Elon Musk.

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    As a puppet slowly approached him he held his arm up to the heavens and shouted “Sieg Heil!”.

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      Mein Furher, save me from the puppets!

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        Off in the distance, nearly inaudible but coming ever closer…

        It’s time to play the music
        It’s time to light the lights

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        Warum?

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    Sounds like a death threat to me.

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      Sue him for emotional damages

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    Lock him deep in a fucking solitary cell fucking child murderer.

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    delete x accounts.

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      If they ACTUALLY hated Elon, that’s what world happen, but nah

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    “Live by the sword, die by the sword.”

    Spoken by the coward that tucked his tail between his legs and ran away from Zuckerberg’s challenge to a charity fight.

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      He studied the blade

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