Viagra in the water supply

Its actually super easy for everyone else. You just suck

I sat on the hard button

Well you wouldn’t want me to go soft on you

Moose philosophy

if it wasn’t you’d fall right through

Because if it’s punishingly hard you will be forced to give the machine coins to continue.

Because weak times make weak men or whatever

Because everything is just trend-chasing dark souls.

Hard times make hard high-T men

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

It’s actually pretty easy for the rest of us, not sure what you mean

You had the misfortune to be born Poriferan.

Those are called buildings.

it builds character! the powers that be are just testing you so you become awesome enough to join them