Someone broke into the admin house last night and stole ten thousand Canadian dollars that we hide under the potted spider lily plant next to the shelf with the server hamsters’ summer home. (The house is filled with hamster tubes leading to a variety of locations as per the union contract with the Hamster)
Hexbear is gona go kaput if we don’t get some financial liquidity in by Chuseok (Korean harvest festival) next Friday as the server hamster is threatening to go on strike if we don’t deliver alfa alfa hay and a bottle of 151 rum by then.
I’m really hoping we have a Chuseok miracle and we get that 10k Canadian dollars asap.
I was thinking the posting had gotten slow on this site, that troll was just what we needed. The kirkiversary was only supposed to last 1 day, but a kirkmas miracle gave us posts 9 days later.
Clearly, it’s a 12 Days of Kirkmas type thing.
bad posting is for bad posts. We can’t have admins breaking community rules like this by making good posts here.
What is this referencing? Why does all the spicy shit happen when I’m gone?
A throwaway account posted about how they inherited 10k CAD. They went on to say they wanted to spend the money to visit the DPRK and not spend the money for him and his partner to visit his partner’s dying dad
Feel like it has to be a shitty bit based off that description lol
So we’re going to have to X the hamster?
