I had a decent new year. Instead of getting drunk in public and making an ass of myself like last year, I got drunk with a few friends at home where we ate food and played a video game called golf with your friends.
Santa is one of the angels God sent down to Sodom and Gomorrah to see if anyone was worth saving. Santa was just hanging out on Earth for the most part but, after a while, boredom and loneliness set in. So after long time of doing nothing, Jesus came and did the whole eternal salvation gimmick. Santa, who was envious of Jesus for getting a religion named after him, decided to capitalize off of Jesus' hard work and wanted a piece of the action. Unlike Jesus, however, he wasn't willing to be a martyr. So he used his present-making magic and, instead of giving salvation to all who deserved it, he gave presents to all who deserved them.
Biblical scholars believe the other angel sent down to Sodom and Gomorrah was probably Joan of Arc. Her jealousy was also about on par with Santa. A fun fact about Joan of Arc is that before she was martyred, she tried to start a religion by adding another testament to the Abrahamic faith, similar to the mormons. However, hats weren't invented at that time, so there was nothing to read religious texts out of. Instead, frustrated with a lack of a following, she invented a backstory and got martyred and canonized.
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For more some moral support, though, you will cook good food. You will also probably cook bad food. And that's ok. It's part of the experience of learning any new skill. When it comes to cooking, do small batches first before trying to do large batches. The small batch might tell you what you did wrong.
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