CLENCH YOUR BUTT AND GET READY TO RECIEVE SOME BIRD FACTS:
This magnificent squinting creature is called an Oilbird. Yes, that’s its real name. It’s native to the caves of Venezuela and Bolivia.
Apparently their caves are noisy, and they get their name because their nestlings are fat and oily from eating copious amounts of fruit pulp
Why is it mad at me?
You know.
Thought this really reminded me of the Potoo and it turns out they’re related! What a world
Nightbirds!!!
I love that these are completely unrelated to true owls, but are relatives to hummingbirds who look like the polar opposite
Wth since when do birds get whiskers? Basically cats at this point
B b b baby you just ain’t seen nothin’ yet
how did you get this picture of me in high school
Because one day, I’ll leave you a phantom
To lead you in the summer
To join the black parade
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
Ok, you have my attention. That is a fabulous bird!
That BEAK! Can I boop it? Pleeeeaaaassseee!?
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You can but he will squint at you if you do and make you feel judged
That’s okay. I feel judged every time I boop a snoot.
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He squint bc it too brite
Cool birb ty for sharing
You know what they say, the oily bird
The oily bird what?
I don’t know, but, they say it
Amazing Amazing Amazing
