CLENCH YOUR BUTT AND GET READY TO RECIEVE SOME BIRD FACTS:
This magnificent squinting creature is called an Oilbird. Yes, that’s its real name. It’s native to the caves of Venezuela and Bolivia.
Apparently their caves are noisy, and they get their name because their nestlings are fat and oily from eating copious amounts of fruit pulp
B b b baby you just ain’t seen nothin’ yet
how did you get this picture of me in high school
Because one day, I’ll leave you a phantom
To lead you in the summer
To join the black parade
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY