Do not place your glass of water next to a burning candle of the same size and shape
Also fuck you @FlakesBongler@hexbear.net I know exactly what gif you’re about to post don’t do it
but if you drank the candle you could eat some really spicy chilis
One time my eye was itchy and I came so close to scratching it with the blade of the knife I was holding
Working in kitchens it’s a bit scary how many times the unconscious thought has crossed my mind and i have to stop myself from doing that
Why are there candles in the kitchen?
Lmao I meant scratch myself with the knife but God forbid one wants a bit of mood lighting mid shift.
Me 10 seconds after cutting chillies
I want to see the gif
It gotta be Homer drinking a candle to eat spicy chili
i was painting watercolors and drinking coffee and dipped my brush in the coffee cup
better than drinking the brush washing water i guess
I’ve taken a sip from my paint water cup before, my mistake for using an old mug & putting it right beside my mug of tea.
I haven’t stopped doing that but I’m more careful now. It most likely will happen again
Is it OK if I post the gif instead? I know exactly which one it is
Go ahead as you are not a flake bongler
Are you okay ?
Well yeah I didn’t actually drink it I just picked it up, raised it and then realised it wasn’t my glass and laughed at my carelessness
Can I post it instead?
Don’t worry there are no gifs in this post.
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2/10 bit should have swapped the JXL info link for PPB
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Maybe you were briefly overcome by a deadite? (Evil Dead Burn reference)
Burning yim yum
