If you were a banana slug, the worst thing about having a penis would be getting stuck during sex and having to cooperatively amputate it 127 hours style with your partner, using your 27,000 hair-like teeth to sandpaper it off. That’s how female slugs are made.
If you were a flatworm, the worst thing about having a penis would be either the traumatic insemination or the fact that it’s frequently mutual traumatic insemination.
If you were an echidna, the worst thing about having a penis would be- OH MY GOD IT’S A NIGHTMARE, PUT IT AWAY KNUCKLES!
When I used to keep bees I put a drone in a little plastic pot in order to feed to my praying mantis (I’m a monster I know), and whilst I was checking the rest of the hives it must have gotten so hot that it literally explosively ejaculated and died.
If you were a banana slug, the worst thing about having a penis would be getting stuck during sex and having to cooperatively amputate it 127 hours style with your partner, using your 27,000 hair-like teeth to sandpaper it off. That’s how female slugs are made.
If you were a flatworm, the worst thing about having a penis would be either the traumatic insemination or the fact that it’s frequently mutual traumatic insemination.
If you were an echidna, the worst thing about having a penis would be- OH MY GOD IT’S A NIGHTMARE, PUT IT AWAY KNUCKLES!
Encyclopaedic knowledge of various penises
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Encyclopeenia
If you were a bee having sex rips it off and kills you
When I used to keep bees I put a drone in a little plastic pot in order to feed to my praying mantis (I’m a monster I know), and whilst I was checking the rest of the hives it must have gotten so hot that it literally explosively ejaculated and died.
Haha that’s crazy, I would uhh hate that! 😅
pog
So this was truly the correct number of sex all along