Wtf is even going on anymore?
links, since I couldn’t tell if this was a shitpost or just another fascist wunderwaffe delusion:
https://www.jpost.com/defense-and-tech/article-900854 https://web.archive.org/web/20260629173728/https://www.jpost.com/defense-and-tech/article-900854
Apparently they want to openly destroy all satellites of any nation who could oppose them.
“israelis” are determined to fulfil every antisemitic conspiracy theory, aren’t they?

They are speedrunning it.
MTG gotta be absolutely feral right now
Jewish Space Lasers? Marjorie Taylor Greene was right??? Although a bit early.
The universal satire engine is leaking into the reality reservoirs again.
“Ground based space laser”
looks inside
Ground based low atmosphere laser
Siiiigh
Did he ever wonder, why no country ever developed the capacity to mount attacks from space? It’s not like both the Soviet Union and the US weren’t capable of developing such capabilities.
yes but they’re god’s chosen genociders
MTG vindicated?
We’re Jews out in space
We’re zooming along protecting the Hebrew race
We’re Jews out in space
If trouble appears we put it right back in its place
When goyim attack us
We give 'em a smack
We’ll slap them right back in the face
they’re doing tropes again
Wow I feel so much safer with genocidal maniacs having rods from god that can attack anywhere on earth!
No no. I’ve been saying if Israel developed a space laser I just give up. I reject this reality.
Oh my fucking god. This is so fucking bad. I feel so bad for anti Zionist Jews right now. Life is going to get so bad after this. A whole generation and beyond is going to have to be trained constantly that Israel is obviously treating tropes as a check list to hide behind, and no its not okay to use the tropes yourself. Insert meme of the person holding the mirror making the shit attack your friend.
What’s the idea? Shoot ICBMs while at the peak of their flight?
Untraceable civilian potshots














