It’s 5:30 am est and my ass should still be sleeping but nooo sinuses had to act up, one of my nostrils had to be plugged and wake me up like 
HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKER WAKE UP AND FEED ME
What do you want you goofy bird make it quick, I don’t have any dorbos, I have pretzels and peanuts.
Got any threes?
Go fish?
You win this time
join the early risers, enjoy the crisp morning air, enjoy the sunrise. its not so bad!
Funny thing is when I was in rehab I was an early bird, I’d get up at 6 and be in bed by 9
its been forced upon me against my will. I just sorta wake up around 5AM everyday now regardless. I do enjoy the air and sunrise but yeah, if i could, my ass would be asleep lol
And miss out on afternoons and nights?
waking up at 4am because the sun is shining right into my eyes and the birbs are yelling in my ear
Mao was onto something with the sparrows.
I love the sound of summer birds, but the problem is these noisy little guys wake me up!
he really was not tbh
I know I was just memeing, I don’t actually want songbirds to be killed off.
