It’s 5:30 am est and my ass should still be sleeping but nooo sinuses had to act up, one of my nostrils had to be plugged and wake me up like 
It’s 5:30 am est and my ass should still be sleeping but nooo sinuses had to act up, one of my nostrils had to be plugged and wake me up like
HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKER WAKE UP AND FEED ME
What do you want you goofy bird make it quick, I don’t have any dorbos, I have pretzels and peanuts.
Got any threes?
Go fish?
You win this time