I’m not your buddy, guy.
I aint your guy, pal
I’m not your pal, friend.
I’m not your friend, chum.
I’m not your chum, mate.
I ain’t your friend, acquaintance
We ain’t acquaintances, bro
Bro! You fuck!
You’re goddamn right I do
TIL white people only exist in Midwest US.
Correct
This isn’t even Midwestern, it’s like Wisconsin and Minnesota.
Correct
As a Kansan I hear about half of these regularly.
For England:
- alright mate
- calm down
- are you havin’ a laugh?
- u wot?
- listen, knobhead
- u fuckin’ wot mate?
Are you havin a laugh is criminally underrated
0.5: Alright, look here, you little shit
0.1: Listen up, chucklefuck
0.08: Them’s fightin’ words
Lol. This isn’t white people, it’s old people.
Alright bucko
By the time I got to 3, I started having anxious sweats. You know the kind, they smell kinda tart. Don’t like it. No, sir. Staying at 3.
My son always says “ok pal” he’s 18 going on 65
Better to just say Midwestern.
Also, White folks around here, 1) is firing a semi-automatic into your home or car. We have a lot of meth heads…
Level 1 where you live is them shooting semi automatics at your house and car?
I’m scared to ask what level 2 through 6 are
Where’s the classic “Why I oughtta”?
According this list: I’m not white
Correct
Okay, but “dude, what the fuck” should be up there
There’s a different one for stoners.
- What?
- Man.
- Come on man.
- Not cool.
- Dude, what the fuck
- Major vibe clash, you should chill with your other friends today.
Same with Australia
- Oi
- Oi mate
- Oi arsehole
- Oi cunt
- Oi shitcunt
- Right cunt let’s go
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You forgot the Standard disclaimer that these can all be used interchangably as terms of endearment too.
Indeed I did and indeed they can.
I’ve been white for 45 years now and have never heard anyone use any of these. I have seen racist people on TV use these terms to label them as white people terms. I mean racism is racism no matter skin color.
I’ve heard all of these lots… Regional differences? They’re certainly popular in entertainment too
And the “white anger” bit is clearly a joke
You’re in the minority. Also, racial humor and racist humor are two different things.
Here come the magic words:
American Midwest
What part of this is racist?
All of it?
Explain? What part of that is putting down white people? Those are things I and many people I know say. It doesn’t say all white people say those things, but even if it did it wouldn’t be racist. It just isn’t discriminatory. Racial humor is not the same thing as racial discrimination. It’s just a funny comment, which is accurate, on unique phrases to certain dialects. A similar post about another dialect would not be racist either, as long as it isn’t discriminatory or inaccurate.
“You’re crusin’ for a bruisin’!”
I feel personally attacked.
I’m personally attacking you
At least the feeling is justified, then.
- NI
Now bring me a shrubbery
