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Please do not perceive me.

  • Like, did everyone in the IT industry suddenly grow stupid and forget the most basic rule?

    Thing is, in any industry, you need a combination of new blood and old wisdom in order to successfully pass the torch to the next generation. Old wisdom is expensive to keep around, but the cheap new blood doesn't know what they need to in order to succeed.

    When you get rid of all your old wisdom and hire all new blood to cut costs, they're going to come in with a series of footguns that old wisdom knows how to avoid. If you're lucky, the new blood is going to learn about those footguns primarily by shooting themselves with them and then scrambling to fix the big problem that follows. If you aren't lucky, said footgun blows the entire leg off your corporation and you implode, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

    All this to say, no, they probably don't know. A million companies elected to excise all of their knowledge and replace it with fresh-faced, eager, noticeably cheaper juniors.

    Now there's nothing wrong with hiring juniors, but you can't just put 30 of them in a room and say "alright, monkeys, get to writing Shakespeare" - they lack 30+ years of practical knowledge, and as mentioned, juniors all ship with footguns pre-installed. You need someone who is able to steer the ship properly. A good senior dev is worth his weight in gold. However, most companies don't want to pay a senior dev his weight in gold. Observe the consequences.

  • A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...

  • whack

  • And an ICBM can cover a distance of 500 miles in about 1.8 minutes, assuming a very rough average speed of 15,000 mph.

    500 miles is nothing in a war zone.

  • My buddy used to keep a traffic cone in his trunk to slap on the roof of the car so we could find it again easily

  • Yeah well if Sony would have just let em cook and provided me with PC ports of Bloodborne and Demon's Souls then they would have happily received my money. Instead they get to recieve an extended middle finger.

  • This is one of the worst things I've ever seen, I applaud you wholeheartedly. Very well done. Get the fuck off my forums

  • Ask yourself: why did Joe Biden, of all people, win, where Clinton and Harris didnt?

    Because he was an already known name that evoked memories of better times. He was Obama's VP and people liked him in that position, that's why he won, it's very simple. Clinton wasn't VP, wasn't well liked, and was known to be an unreliable prospect. Harris was not known to the majority of people. Both Clinton and Harris had contentious campaign statements that worried and alienated a significant percentage of their potential voters. Harris, in addition, also was never voted for in a primary, she was simply assigned as Biden's heir and we were supposed to just run with that and be okay with it. She really never had a chance no matter who she was. Clinton was consistently cringey and reeks of moneyed interests, she was never an attractive option to democratic voters, and would never stand a snowball's chance in hell of converting any Republican voters like she seemingly wanted to because her husband was one of the favorite Republican whipping boys of all time. They all hate the Clintons, for poorly defined reasons.

  • and how that'd go down lol.

    What, getting your ass beat half to death by Olympian athletes?

  • Having to log into the service to tell it "I don't want to use you" is stupid.

    You see, this guarantees that you have an account with the service, which means Microslop gets to report rising user engagement numbers.

    Does it matter that the "engagement" was telling them to stuff their Onedrive where the sun don't shine? No, not at all! A new user logged into the service. That's all they care about.

  • Yep.

    My mother submitted every single photo of me she has to some AI art service, spent the next six months sending me slopped-up photos of myself, and is somehow unable to understand why I might be upset about the situation.

  • Owning up to your own farts proudly is how one discovers true power.

    Blaming the dog is to hide behind a falsehood, in fear of the truth.

    The truth is, I farted, and it's real nasty, and I'm real proud of it. I own this, such that none may wield it against me.

  • I quit IT work to be a mechanic. It's exactly the same problem-solving process, but the problems are almost always way less arcane. I'm very happy with the switch.

    If you wanted to make the switch yourself, the skill sets are very interchangeable. You're just debugging an alternator instead of an Active Directory setup. If you have a willingness to learn you'll be up to speed in under a year.

  • Second for sh.itjust.works

    I picked this server cause the name was funny and it was large enough that I expected not to run into small-server problems.

    I stayed because I have not run into any small-server problems and our admin is a very cool guy.

  • Very goofy and annoying for modders since if you wanted a useful name you have to first decompile Minecraft, then change all the names, and then when you compile change all references to said names in your code back to their actual obfuscated nonsense.

    I expect this is what things like Forge were handling, right?

  • And where do you plan to live while you amass this money...?

  • Constant acceleration at 9.8m/s^2 in a given direction will bring you close to the speed of light eventually, but yeah, I'm also not super sure how this math checks out

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    My cousin put a hat on their cat for new years. He doesn't seem pleased

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    I probably got this rule from 196

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Bottom Surgerule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Amerirule exceptionalism