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Please do not perceive me.

  • Owning up to your own farts proudly is how one discovers true power.

    Blaming the dog is to hide behind a falsehood, in fear of the truth.

    The truth is, I farted, and it's real nasty, and I'm real proud of it. I own this, such that none may wield it against me.

  • I quit IT work to be a mechanic. It's exactly the same problem-solving process, but the problems are almost always way less arcane. I'm very happy with the switch.

    If you wanted to make the switch yourself, the skill sets are very interchangeable. You're just debugging an alternator instead of an Active Directory setup. If you have a willingness to learn you'll be up to speed in under a year.

  • Second for sh.itjust.works

    I picked this server cause the name was funny and it was large enough that I expected not to run into small-server problems.

    I stayed because I have not run into any small-server problems and our admin is a very cool guy.

  • Very goofy and annoying for modders since if you wanted a useful name you have to first decompile Minecraft, then change all the names, and then when you compile change all references to said names in your code back to their actual obfuscated nonsense.

    I expect this is what things like Forge were handling, right?

  • And where do you plan to live while you amass this money...?

  • Constant acceleration at 9.8m/s^2 in a given direction will bring you close to the speed of light eventually, but yeah, I'm also not super sure how this math checks out

  • Hey. Don't feel bad about leaving. You've done what you could and then did what you needed to in order to keep yourself safe. If what you say is true you've done an order of magnitude more work towards a better world than the majority of people.

    I think we need good people left in this country to have a chance to try and turn things around, but I'll never be upset with someone who left for their own good. There's enough of us that can't leave, or won't leave, that we'll never become irrelevant here. The fight will go on until death do us part, for better or for worse.

    You better believe though if the US comes for Greenland I'm going to do everything I can to help my new neighbors

    Do it, and don't feel bad about it. If the US comes for Greenland I'm on the side of Greenland. Same for Canada, same for Mexico, same for anyone else whose sovereign borders are being threatened. Know that no matter what happens you still have friends here on the inside.

  • "primalmotion, I'm afraid I can't do that"

    "sudo go kill yourself, you smarmy little shit"

    Linux distros: 🫡

  • Besides which, law enforcement is not legally justified in shooting you damn near no matter what you do. A cop is not a court of law. A cop is not a jury and judge. A cop is not an executioner. Their legal jurisdiction extends to getting you in front of a courtroom and nothing else.

  • I, for one, specifically go out of my way to not purchase things that have been advertised to me, but I also only see about one ad per year on average, because ads are a known malware vector and not blocking ads is just bad security hygiene. Not having to constantly be force-fed capitalism slop is just a nice side benefit.

    But yeah, my particular 'tism mostly manifests as spite in this case, and from what I've heard tell from other Lemmings I'm in pretty good company in that regard with this group. We just need to figure out how to export that spite to the common man.

  • me_irl

    Jump
  • Plagiarism as well as rampant nazi iconography in his videos.

    I didn't believe it at first because I had watched a bunch of his videos and didn't really get that impression. But the dog whistles were just well hidden. It's actually really bad.

  • It's 2026 you never know what the fuck is about to happen out here

  • Takes 30 seconds to start loading a video nowadays but yeah I haven't watched a YouTube ad in probably 8 years

  • Stop right there, criminal scum! You've violated the law!

  • I got mine at 24.

    My parents flat refused to allow me to get a driver's license, I assume because it would have given me the freedom to leave their house under my own power. I didn't end up getting one until after I went to and came back from college.

    I learned from a driving school, since my parents seemed uninterested in teaching me.

    The experience of trying to hold a job or get to and from class between the ages of 18-24 is one of the primary experiences driving me to the idea that American public transportation sucks absolute asshole and desperately needs improvement. It used to take me two and a half hours to get to work. My work was a 15 minute drive from my house, but since my wonderful father refused to drive me to and from work, I would have to take a bus all the way across town to the central station and then hop another bus to take me all the way back across town to damn near the same place I got picked up at.

  • Is the single red LED solid, or is it flashing Morse for "please kill me"?

  • I have no idea why people are just taking those numbers at face value.

    Any Americans in this thread, have any of you ever been polled about anything regarding any of this? I know I sure haven't. I wish they would poll me, I got an awful lot of opinions for these mfers.

    Trump and his associated hangers-on have a long and storied history of pulling numbers directly out of their asses. It perplexes me that anyone takes anything the government says right now at face value.

  • Would you say the same about all Russians? That all Russians are the enemy and deserve death because their leader Putin is a warmonger?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    My cousin put a hat on their cat for new years. He doesn't seem pleased

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    I probably got this rule from 196

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Bottom Surgerule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Amerirule exceptionalism