The pose on the leaky one is sending me
“AWW GEEZ, NOT MY GOO!”
It’s not gooey, it’s a fluid not lithium grease
My bad, I just assume everything that comes from a human is goo based
Understandable mistake but we don’t have cloacas like you
nooooo my spine goop
I hate lumbar punctures I hate lumbar punctures. It’s probably the most medieval thing I did in emergency. Absolutely godawful procedure.
Does it really taste like champagne?
Hopefully not. We already have blood boys.
C’mon give me a sip
They’re definitely way up on my list of things I want to forget about and never think about happening to me
Oh shit you a doctor? Yeah lumbar punctures are spooky. “Just jam the needle into the spine, just give it a good whack” doesn’t feel like it should be modern medicine.
I was in nursing. Didn’t have to push the needle but I assisted in dozens if not a few hundred of them.
That’s spooky enough. I probably couldn’t have done that. I get so worried just trying not to get in the way.
the based fluid retender: calm, composed, sitting straight, liquid-cooled brain at a cool blue 12 degrees
the cringe spine leaker: panicking, sweating, losing control, brain overheating, cpu melting
Have a slurp before judging
Leaking brain fluid out my ass is a new body horror I was not prepared for.
Never eating Chipotle again!
Suck it back in!
what if they were leaking YSF
