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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

It's not that bad quit whining

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It's not that bad quit whining

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • Gormadt@slrpnk.net
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    “We’re just gonna do a pregnancy test to rule that out”

    • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
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      Obviously not applicable to this case, but if you could pee on a stick to determine whether you’ll be at high risk for mortality within the next year, you might as well. Low risk, high reward.

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        Except doing so at a doctor’s office (at least in the US) can cost an extortionary amount.

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    Sure, we can all see the x-ray, but when was your last period?

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    Idk, but “u’re” gave me a minor aneurysm

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      u’rr’ar’re

      • MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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        Straight to the gulag with you!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Is this the inside of a llama’s stomach? Perhaps one wearing a hat?

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      4323

  • GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world
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    “It’s because you are fat”

    “That will be $5900”.

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      Found the American

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        Funnily enough, I’m one of the few Americans that gets socialized healthcare because I served in the Navy.

        I’ve been pushing for everyone to get it over here

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    u’re are

    🤦‍♂️

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    They do this to trans guys too. Recent hospitalization was 50/50 “she” versus “he” from the nurses and docs of course.

    They refused to put me out and barely gave me pain meds while I was screaming as they stabbed and dug around to drain an abscess. Worst pain I have ever experienced was “anxiety.”

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    “You’d be prettier if you smiled more”.

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    I mean I get it’s a joke in the case of this X-ray, but maybe you SHOULD lose some weight, quit smoking, drink less, and check if you’re pregnant? Your body is your temple but we don’t have to be that literal about it.

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    First thing I’d do is spell “you’re” correctly.

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      Yup I was stuck on that for some time… too much work to type you but you still include the 're ?? What kind of absolute derangment is this

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      That’s why they say “U’re a doctor,” cuz clearly they ain’t.

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    She must be low on zinc

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    Clearly trauma happened. Why xray? Would that help in putting the puzzle back together?

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      because regular photo is too gory

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    WALK IT OFF.

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    You get a response from a doctor? Is this some non-UK joke I’m too UK to understand?

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