Brazilian “patriots” bow to USA demands, so they’re also dumb
I Cast Fist
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I Cast Fist@programming.devto Games@sh.itjust.works•I'm Getting Real Tired Of Not Being Able To Trust That A Video Game Doesn't Have AI Crap In It - AftermathEnglish4·2 天前Nah, the problem is that AI is only being used to generate static content, “finished” assets. Where are the npcs with organic dialogue and more realistic reactions to player input? That’s the AI that I’ve seen being promised and not being delivered anywhere.
I know that feel all too fucking well. My first meltdown was after a few drinks with my gf and I just started crying while looking in the mirror. She wasn’t any help, insisting that the things I was speaking out loud to myself weren’t true, one of the things being that I am “a farce that everybody believes in out of politeness”.
Might be worth doing a professional evaluation
I Cast Fist@programming.devto Games@lemmy.world•'Xbox Hardware Is Dead,' Says Founding Team Member, 'It Looks Like Xbox Has No Desire — Or Literally Can't — Ship Hardware Anymore' - IGNEnglish5·5 天前So, re-release Tay as a sex chatbot, got it, on it!
I Cast Fist@programming.devto Games@lemmy.world•'Xbox Hardware Is Dead,' Says Founding Team Member, 'It Looks Like Xbox Has No Desire — Or Literally Can't — Ship Hardware Anymore' - IGNEnglish8·5 天前That’d still be better than Xbox S, Xbox Series X, Xbox One S
There’s also Mulan (not an actual princess, but eh) who had to get all gussied up just to serve tea
Did you also marry a prince after eating a poisoned apple?
I Cast Fist@programming.devto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•You are born 250,000 years ago, one of the very first modern humans to roam the earth. What's on your to-do list?2·6 天前Having access to the raw materials is the hard part, depending on where you are. If the place your or any other tribes migrates around lacks the raw rocks, you’re shit outta luck.
Copper and tin are relatively easy to work, as you can melt the metal into an earthen or sand mold. A furnace that can melt it isn’t too hard to create. From that to a steam engine isn’t that big of a jump, the Greeks figured that out but never thought about making it do labor.
Another hurdle is surviving long enough, as you wouldn’t have access to sanitation or medicine.
Yet several cultures across the world developed means to drink milk and eat cheese. The mongols’ fermentation process allows them to eat and drink despite being lactose intolerant, not to mention they make kumis from mare milk
Ow, my shin
China does something similar, but they used pandas
Takenoko intensifies
Darkest Dungeon?
I Cast Fist@programming.devto RetroGaming@lemmy.world•What are some great retro games that I can play with my 5yo?English4·7 天前On the SNES, all of the games below have coop:
- Tiny Toons Wild and Wacky Sports - a collection of several silly minigames as some sort of tournament, with minimum scores that need to be reached. No direct violence between players, only cartoon shenanigans like falling down a cliff, snowballing after tripping while skiing, etc. (Maybe show the kid some of the old cartoons as well, if s/he enjoys, I’m sure the game will be more interesting to him/her)
- Super Bomberman - Might count as “violent”, since you’re bombing weird looking enemies, but it’s a formula that rarely gets old and plays great as co-op. Your kid might enjoy 3 and 4 the most, with the variety of mounts to be had (if your rpi can run NeoGeo games, Neo Bomberman is also a great choice)
- Top Gear - Racing game with one of the best soundtracks in the console. Top Gear 3000 goes to space and has plenty of options for upgrading your car.
- Secret of Mana - Might count as “violent”, especially as you start off with a sword and kill cute bunny-thing enemies. An action RPG that, once you get the 2nd character, it can be played with the 2nd controller. Drop-in/drop-out, so you can easily join and leave while your kid plays or vice versa. The same applies for Secret of Mana 2 (Seiken Densetsu 3)
- Magical Quest 2 and 3 - Disney games that are best when played cooperatively (the first lacks coop). Starts off easy enough and you get new costumes that give special powers, which help you out in the stages going forward. It’s “Disney violence” how you beat most enemies (jumping on their heads, spinning them against one another)
- Kirby Super Star and Dreamland 3 - Both allow for a second player to join in and help. Dreamland 3 has a very unique and cute looking style.
- International Super Star Soccer - If you’re into normal football (soccer), this is easily the best of its kind for the 16-bit era
- NBA Jam - Also available on the Mega Drive, dunno which version is better. BOOM SHAKA LAKA!!
I Cast Fist@programming.devto RetroGaming@lemmy.world•What are some great retro games that I can play with my 5yo?English2·7 天前I think there’s also a button the active player can press to switch out.
Either A or Select. On DKC 2 and 3, A gets the other monkey on the 1st’s back, so you can throw them at an enemy or on a platform. 2 and 3 also feature a 2 player “competitive” mode, with each player going 1 life or 1 stage
I Cast Fist@programming.devto Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Man complains about the government forcing him to buy a new car so he and his wife can continue to do their 1km school run.English18·7 天前Certainly seems so. From the picture the OOP posted, it doesn’t look like there’s paved walkways
And you didn’t even blow
I Cast Fist@programming.devto Patient Gamers@sh.itjust.works•Steam Summer Sale is on! Discuss deals in the comments and recommend some great games!3·7 天前I know the 2 games below have 2 player couch coop. Not sure if you can play with 4p local on EDF
- Dynasty Warriors 8 - beat up soldiers by the hundreds while watching Romance of 3 Kingdoms as a 3D anime. “Complete Edition” but still has fuckloads of DLC skins which aren’t worth it. Or just buy and pirate the actual complete thing later.
- Earth Defense Force 5 - Kill giant insects and aliens with building-destroying firepower. The story and narration in 5 takes itself too seriously, but it has many quality of life improvements over 4, which is overall a funnier game with the best infantry sing-along
I Cast Fist@programming.devto Technology@lemmy.world•Brazil's supreme court rules that platforms like Facebook and X can be held liable for user posts, requiring them to remove content even without a court orderEnglish21·7 天前Last week, as this discussion was getting media attention, Meta said that “most of those posts only stay up for 4-8 hours before the (uploader) deletes it, before we’ve had time to review”
Dunno how truthful that statement is, but that really shows how easy it is to game their system
One of the best cautionary tales for developers