Best advice right here

The mote in gods eye. Classic sci-fi space opera.

Because we hit peak philosophy with diogenes. Everything else is just tedious…

Ream of rods. Slew of salami. Torrent of tools.

Are you ready?!?!?

Now I know why I’m overcome with gayness whenever the north wind blows.

I only piss in sinks and showers. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.

Vote it into office. I mean a even a giant eldritch horror from beyond has probably diddled less children than our current leadership. Probably more eloquent too.

Speculation you say? I’ll take three!

Tacoma FD- Really liking it. It’s basically a slow paced vehicle for puns. I get why other people don’t care for it, but it’s the perfect pace and level of levity for where I’m at now. 4 seasons to watch. Definitely recommend if you’re looking for something light hearted and low stakes.

Lol, Spaceballs is the perfect format for this.

No, what are beans?

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Poor kitty

I just broke my 12 year streak of not having a car. I took a job as a city bus driver. Whaddya do when you’re supposed to run the first bus out of the garage and it’s too snowy to bike? I feel like a failure and a jerk. But I am trying to move close to the depot, so hopefully I could walk.

Aldi is the shit

I got a rice cooker recently, great investment. I pan fry up whatever, some protein and vegetables, I’ve got a few good recipes going. With rice. I’ve been eating healthier and way cheaper. Tonight was chicken, green beans, and various seasonings. Was delicious af and cost me like 1.50$, if that.

But then a couple dozen bros can’t hoard wealth and power. It’s like you don’t even care about the capitalists. Bruh

Jesus wept. It’s like somebody read about a poorly written supervillain in some comic book and said "ya, let’s go with that "

Bruh