Ha! Wait till you’re an old man and have to wake up to pee every night around that time.

This lesbian bar has no fire exits!

And they’re still around. Still shady af

One became a wiccan and now lives in Portland selling homemade incense and aura crystals

This guy gluttons!

I miss flying squid. Hope he’s doing well

Depends how stoned I am

MBA’s need to be exiled!

Clippy was cool

Old man and the sea

Asking the real questions!

I don’t get it. How was humpty done poorly?

Yes to the Champaign yeast. It’s also good to mix about 10% crab apple in too. It gives it that just bitter tang to offset the sweetness

So much stupid tv. Many night walks getting stoned with audio books. Nursing beers at the pub occasionally. Had a nice garden that summer.

I learned I’d make an excellent trust fund baby! So if anyone wants to bequeath me a modest fortune, that’d be nice. Ty

I’ve done almost exactly that. Twas wonderful

They’ll have to re-record that song.

It’ll go “Constantinople not Istanbul”

Doesn’t really roll off the tongue though.

Hot balls of fudge the universe is a big place.

Straight to hell,

I made it through adolescence without seeing the two girls one cup video. It was a thing to try and trick your buddies into watching it. It’s an odd point of pride for me I dodged that particular bullet.

I’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,