[Jesus sits on a rock, speaking]
A new command I give you:
Love one another
[an angry character talks back to Jesus]
What if they’re something bad like gay, trans, brown, or communist though?
[Jesus is facepalming on his rock]
I don’t want to be a messiah anymore
That’s your keyword right there 😉
Unlike some other people who run legacy religions, we still get frequent updates and DLCs from the devs
Let it be known though quran is the ONE AND ONLY UNCHANGED BOOK YOU FUCKING HEATHEN changing the interpretation of it (literally the middleman process for coverting written text to thoughts) DOES NOT COUNT!
On another note I should go become a sheik or an islamic cult leader or something, mad money in that business.
I didn’t know that, crazy