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  • If you keep going we might have a new navy seal copypasta on our hands, we're already halfway there, go on!

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  • Damn you sound hardcore!

    You're so cool, we're all jealous

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  • I wish you could see yourself from the outside.

    Plain embarrassing.

  • Si ton mot de passe ressemble à ça, j'ai une mauvaise nouvelle pour toi

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  • Oui, le vecteur de >90% des "hacks" c'est juste ça, une faille humaine, des gens qui rentrent dans des locaux, des personnes qui répondent à un peu trop de questions au téléphone, etc.

    Un RSSI se trouve à faire plus de travail humain que de travail informatique. Former les gens, inculquer des bonnes pratiques, c'est tout aussi important que d'avoir un réseau sécurisé et des données bien protégées.

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  • You are embarrassing.

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  • Alright champ.

    There's one way to make sure I never show up again on "your front page of Lemmy".

    Do it again and be done with it.

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  • So you’re saying you did not make four different posts with that comic to four different communities?

    Do you have the ability to read the comments you are replying to?

    I wrote that I did share it to four different communities.

    Let me redo it from the top: On lemmy, there are communities. You share your content on the appropriate communities. I posted it to 3 appropriate communities in english (my home community, comics, and smuggies), and to 1 appropriate community in french (my home community). To consider this spam, you have to fundamentally misunderstand how lemmy works. If it makes you unhappy, just block me once again idk what to tell you, you are literally the first person to complain to me about this.

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  • Well yeah… you blocked me so you won't see this message, so I'll guess I'll answer it for other people instead? That's how the fediverse works. It's comprised of different communities. It's not like I post things all over the place for no reason.

    Everything I draw, I share on !thebadwebsite@lemmy.world (in english) and !lemauvaissite@jlai.lu (in french). They're my "home" communities. I wouldn't say it's the same content posted twice, since it's in two different languages, but you do you.

    This one was a comic too, so I posted it on !comicstrips@lemmy.world

    This one is a smuggie too, so I posted it on !smugideologyman@lemmy.dbzer0.com

    That's it, I posted the english version of this comic in three different communities, two of which are tiny niche communities that you shouldn't care about. Way to make a mountain out of a molehill.

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  • J'avais lutté en interne de [grande entreprise française] pour que les mots de passe soient moins restrictifs. Ils avaient une politique chiante de 12 caractères, majuscule, minuscule, caractère spécial, changement tous les 6 mois, ne jamais réutiliser un ancien pass… du coup les employés notaient leurs mots de passe sur un post-it pour ne pas les oublier. J'étais sûr que sans ces restrictions et en les éduquant aux passphrases, ce comportement disparatrait et la sécurité augmenterait.

    Un jour, quelqu'un d'étranger à l'entreprise est rentré dans les locaux, s'est connecté à la machine d'une collègue en utilisant le pass sur un post-it, et a volé un export de toutes les données clients. Ça a coûté énormément à l'entreprise en relations publiques et pénalités diverses.

    C'est donc logiquement que cette histoire arrive à la conclusion où j'ai pu monter une réunion avec le RSSI en invitant toute la direction pour leur présenter le xkcd 936, afin de leur expliquer pourquoi on préférait moins de restrictions sur les caractères et une meilleure éducation des employés sur la sécurité et les bons mots de passe.

    J'aurais raconté cette histoire dans un monde cohérent, moins hiérarchisé, moins gérontocrate. Dans notre monde, le RSSI a été viré pour la "faute grave" d'avoir été en poste pendant cette fuite de données, et la direction ne m'a pas écouté. Ça ne m'a pas donné envie de continuer à gérer leur run tout pourri, donc je me suis cassé ailleurs.

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  • …spamming ?

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    Wrong crowd

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    My little state violence

  • We Want YOU to DIE for this Country!

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  • There's a long list of reasons why he attacked Iran and most of them are not distractions (although I do agree one of the reasons is to distract from domestic crises in general, Epstein being the least of his domestic worries atm, he's above the law already).

    This is a textbook US imperialist move, coordinated with Israel, to address imperial issues that existed long before the Epstein files were a mainstream story: maintaining US hegemony and securing israeli military dominance in the region, preventing Iran from becoming a regional pole aligned with Cihna, trying to open iranian markets to western capital, and projecting military strength to make the military-industrial complex side of his political supporters happy. Those goals have been discussed in US policy circles for decades, and happened now not because of the Epstein files, but because of the timing: Iran is going through an internal political crisis that is ripe for imperial exploitation.

    If anything, seeing a distraction from the Epstein files in everything Trump does is the distraction from what he is actually doing.

    Flattening the analysis to "Epstein distraction" when the topic actually matters to leftist internationalism around the world is some lazy memerot-brained liberal shit straight out of Gavin Newsom's twitter. He doesn't need to bother with distractions thanks to you and others who are doing it for him by seeing Epstein in everything. The mountain hidden behind the Epstein files hill is that he seized so much power that he doesn't need to fear justice anymore, and is now trying to mess with future elections to keep that power. People are in denial about how much control he has already seized. Epstein files won't matter until he is removed from power.

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  • The guy did a coup and suffered no consequences, and showed everyone that he is above the law over anv over, why do you think he fears consequences for the Epstein files?

    Not everything is a distraction.

  • “Cet État corrompu qui cultive l'entre-soi” : poussé à bout, le créateur de VLC veut quitter la France

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  • La raison :

    Son épouse, Audrey Prévost, titulaire d'un master de droit de Paris-1, a passé le troisième concours de l'ENM, la voie réservée aux professionnels du privé. Un concours dont le taux de réussite est inférieur à 5 %. Elle obtient plus de 12 de moyenne aux écrits, décroche 14 au grand oral, et termine 9e du classement. Des résultats qui, en temps normal, ouvrent les portes de la magistrature.

    Après les épreuves, et non avant, Audrey Prévost reçoit une lettre lui signifiant qu'elle ne remplit pas le critère d'“activité professionnelle particulièrement qualifiante”. Le motif central : son travail juridique au sein de VideoLAN, mené bénévolement pendant dix ans, n'est pas reconnu.

  • According to this objective graph...

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  • Yup that's the one!

    On a long term quest to make more "shareable with a wider public" versions of some smug ideology classics.

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  • Major capitalist countries are extremely authoritarian, the issue is not inherent to any ideology or mode of production.

    Capitalism has the need for a strong privately owned military-industrial complex to protect the assets of its ruling class. This complex needs to sell weapons to sustain itself financially, so violence, war, repression, imperialism, colonialism are natural consequences of capitalism and don't even need any "personality disorders" to happen.

    "But authoritarian communism happened" gets an "eh ok sure whatever" from me given the state of the capitalist world, only a few elites within the imperial core are living a life free of authoritarianism right now (and that's only because they don't really notice it).

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  • Coherent ideology

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  • Thanks for correctly understanding the plight of orangites.

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    Coherent ideology

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    Coherent ideology

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    Missed opportunity

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    Variable geometry goalposts

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    Unbiased sources

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    The unfair society we live in

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    Idealism

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    I have a tweet

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    When is the right time?

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    Vanilla Ice

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    The vibes defense

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    Imperialisms

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    Self-consciousness

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    Very normal beliefs

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    You choose who you platform