[Jesus sits on a rock, speaking]
A new command I give you:
Love one another
[an angry character talks back to Jesus]
What if they’re something bad like gay, trans, brown, or communist though?
[Jesus is facepalming on his rock]
I don’t want to be a messiah anymore


A very mixed bag, given that it was a major crossroads of the ancient world.
And when I was pregnant, you aborted my fetus
And when I was undocumented, you paid me fairly for my labor and didn’t try to gouge me on rent
And when I was addicted, you gave me methadone and a place to sober up.