Covid took away what could’ve been the funniest campaign ever. This was when Joe was already senile, but still has the Abe Simpsons energy to get mad and yell at people for being mad at himself for being senile. 4 years later, in 2024 he’s completely worn out and just sadly senile, without the energy to be funny.
We had some great Biden 2020 moments like the Charmalagne interview, but not enough of him calling people FAT, JACK, COME’ON MAN, and rambling about Corn-pop and stories that go nowhere like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.
Those were some good times JACK
Wild that the dems scuttled metoo over this sundowning old bastard.
That they Me Too’d Al Franken in 2018 and then scuttled Me Too in 2020 for Biden says everything about those sick fucks
Begging for Medicare4All and justice for Tara Reid while getting spat on by the libs were the days, I tell ya 'son, at least back then people were not being genocided
they were, just more slowly
Hey with how many of them are in the Epstein files they had to kill Me Too anyway.
I like when he would just wander off
I imagine one day Joe would just wander into the woods and never reappear
Hey fat, meet me at the rainforest cafe.
Biden must be a Maoist, because the WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY incident lives rent-free in my brain
I’m gettin’ nervous, man
You think I’m not the most rough-and-tumble president since Teddy Roosevelt? You wanna go outside right now?RIP Joe Brandon
He certainly was one of the all time
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Anyway
When was it that he suddenly told reporters that his uncle was eaten by cannibals?
