Covid took away what could’ve been the funniest campaign ever. This was when Joe was already senile, but still has the Abe Simpsons energy to get mad and yell at people for being mad at himself for being senile. 4 years later, in 2024 he’s completely worn out and just sadly senile, without the energy to be funny.

We had some great Biden 2020 moments like the Charmalagne interview, but not enough of him calling people FAT, JACK, COME’ON MAN, and rambling about Corn-pop and stories that go nowhere like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say.

Those were some good times JACK