“he then convinced me to invest in 2 beautiful big watermelons, but I already got an eye for them before when I walked by his truck, I saw those two big beautiful watermelons and he told me mr Trump you have a good eye, those are the perfect watermelons they are very juicy and so sweet you’d think they’re strawberries, then he pulled out a giant knife, I thought he was going to stab me but actually I wasn’t scared which was good because he was actually going to open the watermelon, then he did after giving it a few taps and I tapped those melons too, he told me he has never seen someone tap watermelons as good as me, and then he cut the watermelon and it was a beautiful red like the flag of America and it was full of beautiful seeds like our beautiful American flag, then he used that giant knife that I wasn’t afraid of and put it in my mouth with the melon slice in it and I started eating and he called me big boss and started rubbing my belly and saying mashallah”

Most AI-ass tweet

I thought it said President Estrogen for a second