• BeanisBrain [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    14 days ago

    Leon Trotsky employed a novel solution to this: poison gas. This largely solved the problem and Lenin could get on with the task of getting the rural population of Russia to do anything other than kill Jews, an endeavour which was so stressful it gave him several strokes.

    I laugh every time

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      13 days ago

      They must be defeated or else they will fuck topsoil forever and choke us to death with the flatulence of their cows.

      this one’s working on me. lol