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sanitation@lemmy.radio to me_irl@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

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sanitation@lemmy.radio to me_irl@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Hey stupid, that means they find you attractive.

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      ^This. “Used to” is just a safety phrase that gives them a way to back out if you’re not into it.

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        What? Is this true?

        I fear you’ve just doubled the amount of times I missed the hint :(

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      hey stupid, my spouse and family would never allow me to accept the crush.

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        why not? they can help with chores and children

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          1000003781

          • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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            was going more for poly. I’ll never understand monogamy.

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      deleted by creator

      • Dadifer@lemmy.world
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        Incorrect. This is an attempt at seduction.

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          One that doesn’t deserve to succeed.

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    you fool THEY ARE STILL FLIRTING WITH YOU

  • LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world
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    Casually Explained makes that joke lol

    “You know, back in high school I had the biggest crush on you”

    “Why didnt you tell me?!”

    “Well… I am telling you now …”

    “Ahh but I needed to know thennn”

    • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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      That video is an all time great

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    you mean dormant crush? time to wake up m’lady

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      m’lady

      You just sent that thing into a fucking coma

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    Free beer yesterday

  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social
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    This has happened to me. The person telling me was about to get married and I was living in a different town, far away. I was just visiting and happened to cross paths with them. To be fair, it hurt a bit, because I asked them out several times and they always rejected me. I knew they rejected me because being an undiagnosed autistic, I was “the weirdo” of the class and nobody wants to date the weirdo. My reaction to them at the moment of telling me was telling them: So what do I do with that now? And they didn’t know what to tell me. I can tell my reply created an uncomfortable silence. I haven’t seen them ever since, even though I visited my hometown several times and it’s not that big of a place.

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      I’m glad you called them out on it because that’s an insane thing to say to someone when you’re about to get married.

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        In hindsight, I know I dodged a bullet, because marrying them would have meant remaining in a place that, for me, was a shithole that was killing me. So it was for the best if they rejected me.

        Still, it’s a pretty shitty thing to say to someone that had a crush on you and told you more than once.

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    “Glad that never got acted upon. Pssh, I mean, could you even imagine? Hahahaha!”

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Smiles, sets down drink, looks up, sheepish stare.

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    “oh shit nice. what happened?”

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    You’re supposed to have one more go for the history books

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    Am I the only one that took this as pretext to some guilt trip or something?

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      Yes

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    Me overhearing the conversation: “Someone mention some soda?”

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    Okay, but what did the guy in the photo do to make himself relevant?

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