Since when does Data have magic which allows him to create sandwiches?

Jason is the captain (already wears red), Trini is the counselor, Zachary is the Riker-type first officer, Kimberly is the doctor(?), and Billy is the chief of engineering.

An ensign to disappoint.

Just ask them for the stardate.

Look this was my cosplay on Saturday at STLV (the day of the VOY reunion). I know what I’m about.

EHK: Emergency Harry Kim, activate when you need an ensign to disappoint.

Well I guess I’m going no where… Asian man showing up in a 2370s standard duty with an Ensign pip.

I’m more interested in that weird ship clearly the saucer is USS Voyager but the deflector and nacelles look Galaxy-class.

Well I failed. No daily alcohol, rarely play games and my step count is clearly higher.

I had a comment about Calvinball I was going to make… but I can’t recall the topic of the article I read years ago anymore that mentioned it.

Or they can paralyze me.

Hint, hint; wink, wink.

It’s called the warp core. Go be an engineer.

🤦‍♂️ Biological sex.

All genders?

These really should be called sex reveals.

But how did you get a coconut in Europe?

Starfleet HR

Hugh Me Tender

This is me almost daily… just no drinking.

Hugh you see me, Hugh you don’t.

Hugh’s coming to dinner?

When I was in high school, I was asking my history teacher if Hitler was considered a “good Christian” by contemporary theological standards. I was that dude.