Oh man… what if I worked at Taco Bell…

Took long enough

Yes. Tons of American Venezuelans voted for him.

Forget about them/betray them.

? There seems to be some question on here.

Dead means dead if you don’t do anything about it

Wait, does “birds akimbo” mean her boobs were flapping about?

This is like saying your car battery isn’t dead because I’m able to jump start it.

Jesus would like a word with you.

Once upon a time, many moons ago as a resident, I was called at 2 AM by the organ donation team to call the time of death of a beautiful 21-year-old girl who had gone into a diabetic coma and never woke up. There was 20 people in the room weeping, Amazing Grace was playing; I was sweating bullets. So I stood there until her pulse stopped and called it, even though she still had PEA on the monitor. I was so nervous, I followed her into the OR to make sure she didn’t wake up when they cut her.

When your heart stops, you are considered dead no matter how viable your brain tissue is.

Source: I have pronounced many persons dead.

Sometimes they only need a couple compressions

But they are literally dead

Our new understanding of B1 is allowing us to use carbenes, yes. Also, they proved some old dude right.

The article says that carbenes can be used to make chemical reactions less toxic, but they were too unstable to use until now.

The first of many

Um, an electric rat

Onion eating? It’s a link to legislation.

Didn’t 2 marines die near the beginning?

Is that backbone I detect?