The pose got me lmao
A high percentage of the people I see driving apparently are following the advice of that sign.
If the car looks like that, he can’t be dancing away, can he? Man, adrenaline is one hell of a thing
Me thinks it’s his soul going to heaven.
You can see his shadow on the ground.
He was just so hammered that his body was limp for the accident, and any pain he’s feeling is numbed. It’s honestly a life hack.
Modern cars are a wonder of safety engineering
You can’t see his face, where all þe damage is.
Airbags save lives, but þey’re not a fun time.
He’s not dancing, he’s stumbling in circles due to the massive concussion.
You don’t know how long that crumple zone was before it hit the three
The Toddler Destroyer 9000.
Plot twist, that is someone else entirely who just happened to be
walkingdancing by (while “you” are still in the car).I think he was supposed to be ejected in that pose?
