John Spillman was arrested for indecent exposure over the weekend … with law enforcement claiming he was [spilling seed] in a hotel hallway. 
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This title is giving “Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality”
Busted either way
John Spillman
John Spillman
“Sir, there’s been an incident involving Agent Jack Offerman masturbating in public.”
“Nobody could’ve seen this coming.”
After all the reporting about the elite operators doing drugs I’m just going to assume since all the secret service guys come from those circles that this guy was twacked out on meth doing some speed jackin
look he just really had to go. sometimes you don’t make it to the toilet in time.
This freak followed someone to their hotel door and started masturbating right outside of it. I’m going to guess this was attempted sexual assault …
John Spillman’s john spilling semen
John Spillman Busted Masturbating is canonically the correct headline
The woke has come for gooners…
Agent Spillman, go on Chapo!
