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I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.
Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.
Like…a nice fancy top hat? Or someone’s nasty ass beanie?
Sweaty construction worker beanie.
Can turn water into Bearnaise sauce.
Can actually burn water.
That was Mrs. Frizzle’s next career after she got fired for child endangerment.
This is objectively the best answer - no need for others.
He cooks everything with magic mushrooms
EVEN IN JEST, HOW DARE YOU ASK!
zap You are now the world’s most delicious… hot dogHe once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
If you ask “what’s in this?” you get no answer. Someone creatively applied “a magician never tells their secrets” to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.
In reality, it’s just a fuck ton of butter. That’s the secret.
Hi Paula Deen!
Because he stirs all food with a used Hitachi.
He was cursed by a witch, and his sense of taste and smell are totally wrecked.
Pact with Satan
Turns the mice that die behind it into leftover chicken meat
It’s all instant food.
