
Arch! AAARRRRCHHHH!

(ha! I posted this and then saw your title. Excellent.)
We were all fooled into believing there is an ‘Abort Button’ … then when we repeatedly pressed that button in panic, we realized it had no function at all
Like the “close door” on an elevator.
Also…

i’ve been in elevators where it works, so you never know.
I feel like I got stuck in a transport buffer on a ship that drifted aimlessly out into the galaxy for a few centuries … my world has changed but I want to get back to some kind of normal and what better way to achieve that than to step into the totally normal world of Star Trek … and I am happy to see you guys again.
Whoa! You’re back! Good to see you again!!!
After a bit of recovery, travelling, running around, soul searching, wallet draining and to finally start seeing the sun after a long hard winter … I have to get back to work at my desk and what better way to take a break in my day than to see what you guys are up to … hope you are all doing good.

Clearly not trying hard enough, otherwise he’d be diving for that shit.
do it
People say that the timeline shifted when Bowie and Prince died in the same year but it was actually when Elmo outed Snuffy as non-imaginary by holding onto his snuffle until the grownups showed up
damn elmo causing problems again
It all makes sense now. We’re in the negative null universe… We should be in the positive null universe!
More liberal doomerism, nice.











