Melllvar
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
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102·6 days agoThe trial was already over. This was for the sentencing.
13·7 days agoUnrelated anecdote:
Years ago I had a cheap Blackberry lookalike phone. It had a button lock feature to prevent butt dialing, but some bright spark decided that the lock wouldn’t apply to the ‘9’ and ‘1’ keys, presumably so that a user could dial 9-1-1 even if too panicked to unlock the keypad. Which just meant that it was really easy to butt dial 9-1-1…
The hands are too big.
521·12 days agoIf a motorcycle has to be ear-splittingly loud for “safety”, then it’s too dangerous to be road legal.
2·13 days agoWe must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
Amazon .com denied a report on Tuesday that it planned to disclose the cost that U.S. tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump were adding to its products, after the White House blasted the initial story.
Fun fact: One of Jonathan Frakes’ first jobs in show biz was dressing up as Captain America at comic book conventions.
3·1 month agoHow many assholes have we got on this planet anyhow?
2·1 month agoDefine “chicken”
I am experiencing doubt
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.
The overwhelming majority of the people guillotined during the French revolution were innocent commoners.
Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!
You don’t need any help from me, sir.
That’s right! …
He’s not a child, he’s 34!
Almost certainly. You’d have to go out of your way to find a keyfob system that doesn’t. I administer a keyfob system at work, and I can tell you exactly whose key was used on which doors and at what times.
It almost certainly will record every usage of the keyfob. It may also record opening the door from inside.
I. Am. Koloth.
That’s not how you petition the Supreme Court.
Yet another Republican “patriot” who flunked civics 101.