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Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!

  • Now wait a second. I don't think Quark ever sold shoddy merchandise. Overpriced? Sure! Stolen? Probably! Contraband? Absolutely! But low quality merchandise doesn't breed customer loyalty. It doesn't generate repeat business.

    Remember the 57th rule of acquisition: Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.

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    Do you agree Voting system?

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  • Who grades the test? Who judges the competition?

  • The true captain will give up the chair rather than see it cut in half.

  • There are three things you need to remember as a starship captain: 1) keep your shirt tucked in; 2) go down with the ship; and 3) detailed knowledge of ornithology.

  • Yes

  • God dammit Loch Ness monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy.

  • Halley is the one who predicted its return mathematically. I'd say that's more significant than seeing it twice in one lifetime and supposing that it's the same comet.

  • Sorry, I lost the world's smallest violin. This is the best I can do: 🖕

  • Makes sense that he'd use an antique.

  • No, it's "re" like the subject of an email. "Re: diculous"

  • I could write a comment on this if you want.

  • The cars belong to commuters whose car use would be reflected in their home county instead of SF.

  • 30 years ago my music teacher told me that in Chinese-language singing it's the consonants that are sustained.

  • The modlog says for being a bot.

  • Killer

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  • The problem is that you're using Windows 95.

  • Nice try, Javert.

  • Are there examples of censorship or prior restraint you'd like to highlight?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Not like that!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Where everybody knows your name

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Hell yeah its weed