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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 天前

New strat about to happen 🚨

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New strat about to happen 🚨

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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 天前
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  • subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    When did Spiderman’s friend become the ceiling of sex?

    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      When he was promoted from CFO of sex

      • subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        7 天前

        Thank you,that was just the information I was looking for.

    • Otter@lemmy.ca
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      2019

      https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/whats-with-the-jacob-batalon-ceo-of-sex-meme-the-american-actors-viral-you-seem-chill-meme-explained

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    will this update be available to all, or only newer models?

    • errer@lemmy.world
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      Planned obsolescence; my ballsack is so old I’m stuck with one testicle forever

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      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        maybe if you appeal personally they’ll give you a few extra just for funzies

  • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Damn crazy, this is like only a week after they released 4th hole. CEO of sex is hitting it hard.

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      I hear sex is heading for an IPO

  • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org
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    Can CEO of sex finally remove the insane level of lockdown to grant root access to change different parameters in the brain?
    Like even just changing processing priority or dopamine generation from it?
    Just changing basic settings? Why the hell do the settings have to be so locked down? Security issues?

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    Who is that guy? I mean IRL. I’ve seen many memes with him (?) as the CEO of sex.

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      It’s Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.

    • Hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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      https://www.imdb.com/name/nm8188622/

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        that’s just his day job

  • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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    Remember, swapping to your secondary cock is always faster than reloading

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      i wish they’d told me this during the war

  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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    For a .99 dlc, it’ll make the “chk-chuck” sound when you reload

  • ReptileVessel@lemmy.zip
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    I don’t get it

    • UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip
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      Can you read? The CEO of sex is dropping a third testicle for quicker reload

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        Been waiting for this to drop for a long time

        • egyto@lemmy.world
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          Some are still waiting on the first pair to drop 😅

    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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      It’s not really something to get.

      https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/whats-with-the-jacob-batalon-ceo-of-sex-meme-the-american-actors-viral-you-seem-chill-meme-explained

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    I absolutely fucking love that this guy became the CEO of Sex. Emphasis on fucking love.

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    That’s nice, Mr. CEO, but is it still gonna be quicker to switch to a sidearm? There are a lot of balance implications to this change

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    Thanks CEO of Sex!

  • DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com
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    The fuck does that sentence even mean?

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