it’s spring, so…

“did you sleep well?”

“yeah I slept just fine. what about you”

“yeah I slept like a baby. third bear, how about you? did you sleep well?”

“I had a real nice long sleep. fourth bear, did you sleep well?”

“you know it I slept all winter”

The water is nice

Yes, it is

The sun is also nice

The sun is nice, I agree

I like to eat a fish

I like to eat a fish and also berries

I tried to catch a squirrel

There is a bird

Birds fly

That’s true

Just four bears, chillin in a river, four feet apart cuz they’re not gay

“And then Goldilocks ate my fuckin porridge!”

“No way!”

“Oh my god.”

“Dude, seriously?”

“i think they wear hats cos they dont have fur”
“what? what? why? how is that related?”
“they wear hats to avoid sunburn, cos they dont have thick fur like us”
“you cant just make such sweeping pronouncements, correlation isnt causation”
“well, what’s your idea then? why hats?”
“i dont know, we’ve been solving increasingly tricky trash can problems but we’re no nearer to gaining their confidence”

“…So, I saw this cat, outside, stacking rocks, the other day…”

Struggle session

man this spa rocks

murmurs of agreement

beer can cracks open

A grizzly sight to be sure.

“So Dave, how are the quarterly salmon projections looking? And the honey availability?”

Bear stuff. You wouldn’t understand

Salmon

trying to decide who’s an insufferable lib

Where to post Contrapoints slop