there’s something grim about having to be a burger delivery driver in your twilight years, and getting a call to bring some mcslop to the pedophile god king of the terrorist empire you’re trapped in
i hate all that golf leaf shit, white on gold, gold on marble, gold letters, gold everything everywhere. gilded, glamorous maximalism repulses me, aesthetically. that it is so expensive makes it 100x worse.
mcdonalds is fucked up and i avoid eating it. im mostly successful because its expensive now and very inconvenient to my routine. but if someone dumped a bunch of mcdonalds on a table in front if me and no one was watching, i would eat it like a greedy little piglet. 🐖🐖🐷
i have some kind of compulsion about food going to waste. i hate when there’s a bunch of food that is gonna get tossed, and ill eat it even if I am not hungry.
It’s not even that expensive, it’s all crap. There’s as much real gold as there is real nutrition in those waxen burgers. The repulsion you feel is 100% warranted
Expensive is relative, These days a standard McD meal fries, burger, drink costs as much as a entrée in mid-range sit-down restaurant
The style invokes a feeling of such bland, beige nothingness that my animal brain reacts to it with instinctive hostility and revulsion
Why does he even need to use doordash? Does he not have aides who can go out and pick it up for him?
Photo op, I imagine his staff grabs his food for him
They had a whole ass press conference with her


This was peak America. Only downhill after
This is AI right? The oval office doesn’t really have a tacky gold leaf oval office sign now does it?
He just had it installed a few months ago along with pictures of the presidents where he shits on Biden and Obama

There is no visual I look forward to more than the White House being demolished
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I just heard about this. He then asked her what she thought about pizza as if he forgot what was just delivered
This is - somehow - the “as farce” version of the handsome quarterback burger party













