Dweeb.

Dweanis
we have to go to the bweanir ruins and retrieve the… uhh I didn’t play that far… uhh sauron’s lament configuration.
His orbeanis

oo he has crystal balleanisesses?
the worst part about this post is I kept forgetting I wasn’t making viking beanis and that it was okay to put horns on the helmet. Though now that I think about it you wouldn’t go in a mine shaft with a horned helmet. Not even if you were like, pretty short.
Where else would you keep your drinking horns for quick access?
But horns are cool???
I know! I was totes gonna give the guy horns but I was like “no! viking helmets dont have horns” and got back to making my not viking dwarf with a boring helmet. Least I remember to give him a pickaxe. fucker nearly ended up with a round shield.
The horns will intimidate the rocks and stop them from caving in though.
slaps wall this baby ain’t going anywhe-
I try to be understanding of white Americans who latch onto other cultures since white America has no culture of its own
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