How would you use the small area.
Go through their immense archives and collections. You’d need multiple lifetimes to get through it all.
I’d spend the rest of my life trying to uncover every secret I can.
Imagine how many secret passages there must be…
Well I’m about to be a pain in their asses on the topic of queer liberation.
Turn the whole place into a skate park worthy of being a level on Tony Hawk Pro Skater for Playstation.
Hang all the pedos. There’ll be a lot of swinging dicks.
Stuck how?
There are no border checks between the Vatican and Italy.
You’re persona non-grata and will be arrested if you enter Italian territory.
The fuck did I do?
Publicly broke spaghetti in half before cooking them too much.
Nobody can stop me!
Have a criminal lack of imagination :p
You were a member of Passione who defaced the colosseum and ordered pineapple on Pizza. Your plea deal stipulates that you’re required to remain in The Vatican so that your soul can be saved.
Well, fortunately, I already know Latin.
Spend forever staring at (maybe even touch) the art.
And
Investigate if they really do have an assassin group.
Mentally ramble to myself every time I hear them chitchatting, on how their Latin sounds broken. (Ecclesiastical Latin tilts my brain into misinterpreting it as Italian.)
…can I drink their booze and read their books? If yes, I’d probably be doing that.
Open a brothel.
Support this brothel
Read all the books in the secret library.
Focus on my pasta cooking skills and take them to a legendary level.
Probably hang out with Father Robert and the Vaticats
I fail to see the difficulty in this.
