Sunshine@piefed.zip to Ask@piefed.socialEnglish · 3 days agoImagine you were stuck in The Vatican for the rest of your life what would you do?message-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareImagine you were stuck in The Vatican for the rest of your life what would you do?Sunshine@piefed.zip to Ask@piefed.socialEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square21linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarestoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·3 days agoStuck how? There are no border checks between the Vatican and Italy.
minus-squareSunshine@piefed.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoYou’re persona non-grata and will be arrested if you enter Italian territory.
minus-squareSynapse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 days agoPublicly broke spaghetti in half before cooking them too much.
minus-squareSunshine@piefed.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 days agoYou were a member of Passione who defaced the colosseum and ordered pineapple on Pizza. Your plea deal stipulates that you’re required to remain in The Vatican so that your soul can be saved.
minus-squareAkasazh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoHave a criminal lack of imagination :p
Stuck how?
There are no border checks between the Vatican and Italy.
You’re persona non-grata and will be arrested if you enter Italian territory.
The fuck did I do?
Publicly broke spaghetti in half before cooking them too much.
Nobody can stop me!
You were a member of Passione who defaced the colosseum and ordered pineapple on Pizza. Your plea deal stipulates that you’re required to remain in The Vatican so that your soul can be saved.
Have a criminal lack of imagination :p